Ack Dark Knight Ack

Huge freaking big ass holy crap gigantic spoilers. Seriously, don't read this if you EVER want to see it. EVER.

Remember before how I said that what sells me is when things happen unexpectedly? Well, that made me sold on The Dark Knight pretty much constantly while I was watching it—that movie is basically slightly organized chaos, as it should be. I mean, it was excellent as it was, stand-alone, without the Rachel thing.

So let me tell you about the Rachel thing.

Rachel is the love interest; that's basically all you need to know. At the end of the last one, Batman Begins, they made out. Unsurprisingly. Which pissed me off to no end because there was no like actual spark but whatever. Not the point. The point is, you know what happens in this one?

She. Dies.

This is really all I have to say right now. I could not be any happier. Really. Like, even if she hadn't've died, I'd've loved it. But no, she dies. I am officially petitioning for it to win Best Picture.

Oh and Heath was awesome but you knew that.

Pros:
• SHE DIES

Cons:
• I'll probably think of some later